Simmer Down Hand Fan
- Estimated deliver 5-7 days
- In stock, ready to ship
- Back in stock October 17, 2026
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Simmer Down. 🙃 Or Don't.
Metallic gold on midnight navy, spaced nice and wide, delivered with one eyebrow already halfway up.
The most elegant way to tell a room to relax 😌
Nobody in recorded history has ever simmered down because somebody told them to. Fan yourself instead and let the fan finish the sentence.
Works on the weather, too
Hot flash, heated conversation, or a July afternoon with an attitude problem. Same instruction, same excellent airflow.
The Details ✨
- 16.5 inches open, 9 inches closed
- FSC-certified wood ribs, 75% recycled cotton and poly
- Metallic gold lettering on midnight navy
- Arrives gift-ready in a velvet pouch 🎁
Add to Cart If You Believe In: 🪭
- An internal thermostat with strong opinions 🌡️
- The driest delivery in the entire group chat
- Getting the last word without saying anything
Stay cool. Stay fabulous. Simmer down on your own schedule. 🙃
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